If myspace isn’t your thing, Facebook is phased out and Alumni Round-Up isn’t enough, why not meet up with friends and loved ones on FireAlvinWyatt.com?

You think Coach Shine should be fired? You think he’s one belt buckle and a pair of shades removed from trying to lure the 14 Karat Gold Dancers to life on the stroll? Membership on this social network gives you the opportunity to meet up with other Shine haters!

Sure, its a little unorthodox for a website calling for a head coach firing to be a social network, but to get a playa like Shine fired, you can’t have any lame in your game. After all, the Wildcats had a pretty good year this season. Second-best record in the MEAC, a couple of Wildcats named to the 2008 all-MEAC team, and he became the school’s all-time winningest coach this season.

So if you are going to join this network, you better make sure that you are about more than posting pictures of tailgates and blogging about how twisted you were at homecoming. You better know the score.

You’re gonna need a whole lotta heat to scare the cool off of Coach Shine.

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